Thanks to the Internet the chances that there is something out there that I haven’t seen is very limited. Well, today I can actually say this is something new to me: heart-shaped nipples.
So, this is apparently a thing. I did some searching and discovered that you can either get tattoos to make your nipples look like hearts, or you can actually have surgery to re-shape the areola. I can safely say, I did not know you could do that. Technology and advancements in surgery are pretty freaking amazing when you think about it. While I am a boob guy, through-and-through, I have to be honest, I don’t know if heart-shaped nipples are for me. And that is totally fine. If you want to change the shape of your nipples and it makes you feel great and gives you confidence, then there is nothing sexier than that. To all those women with heart-shaped nipples, you are beautiful. To all those men who love heart-shaped nipples, enjoy these pictures.
Of course, I have to wonder why no one has made heart-shaped nipple Valentine’s Day cards yet. Nothing says I love you like hearts and an awesome pair of breasts. Seriously, those cards would sell themselves.